Coaching, training, instruction, enlightenment?

Wanna look good naked?…

Who the hell doesn’t?

If you are looking to emulate the InFlUeNcErS you see during your daily doomscrolling… I encourage you to locate a shady pharmacy.

HOWEVER, if you are into pursuing realistic health and fitness goals, I think I can help you.

1 0n 1 Training

45-65 dollarbucks*

You can come to me or I can come to you. Sessions are 1 hour and will be geared towards whatever goals you may have. Within the realm of fitness of course. I’m not helping you rebuild your lawnmower.

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Monthly Coaching

180 smackaroos*

By far the most popular option, monthly coaching allows for you to work on your own schedule by following a custom workout program and checking in 1-2 times per week. Nutritional guidance available.

Consultation

Free…ish**

I got into this profession to help people look and feel amazing. Because of that, I Usually will provide free advice over the phone, text, email, etc. That being said, there is a reason there are 2 asterisks up there. See more below.

*Military, first responders, retirees from both, and their immediate families are eligible for like… HELLA discounts. Just gotta prove it. (Yes, people lie about this)

**I say free(ish) because while most of the time I am more than happy to provide free advice, some questions do NOT have a simple answer. For the more complicated stuff, I may need some scratch. Ya dig?